the keyboard onn this macbook has gonne horrible. Tons of double characters and spaces for no reason!

apparently a known issue

Your Hover domain is coming up for renewal in 30 days

AM/FM is an engineer's term distinguishing the inevitable clunky real-world faultiness of "Actual Machines" from the power-fantasy techno-dreams of "Fucking Magic."

"Aus.Social Admin, The hashtag is trending today"

I like cats, do you like cats? Of course you do, you sassy mother fucker.

i'm better than jordan peterson. i'm here to make you think. make you think thoughts you never would have. ever think about toad from mario? why does he wear a diaper? think about that.

imagine being so rich you can buy your own TLD, for example: (this is, unfortunately, a real thing)

I love signing into the airport wifi. "Welcome Back Bob" is starting our own fundraising campaign for the fire services in the coming weeks.

It's the only thing I can do.

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