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lol, Sam Lim (new WA Labor MP) used to be a dolphin trainer in Malaysia. beautiful.

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and it looks like we can finally end the farce of the Nadesalingam family, sending them back to Biloela - where they want to live

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god, the libs losing two seats to the greens in fucking queensland of all states is such a great meme

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lol, frydenberg in denial

"i'm just a little behind, i can still win!"

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"fuck around and find out" is really just kind of a good description of the only way i ever find anything out

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I just did the ABC vote compass. It directed me to a peninsula in the north west of WA. I see its patterns behind my eyes and hear the frequencies in music. i̲̻̺̬̺t̟̬̝̠̟̭̲ ͍̀c̞̫͢a̖̬̭̠͈̟͈l̺̥l̢̻͖̩s͙̖̦̤̪̗ ̼̟a҉͚̩̝̥̮̪ͅn̜̻̟̺̪d̡̞ Iͅ ̮̜̹̝̩̼̺m̹͈̯ͅu̮̦̫̯̞͞s͏͎̰̤̩̺̞t̖̘̺̳͉̗̲ ̙o̝͔̣̜̲̖̞be̡͉̠̤̫y̫̹͕̤̭͕̙͢

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Whenever I rant about "This generation" I am talking specifically about 5G.

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there’s light rain on our tin roof and my bed is nice and warm this morning

yet today is the day I have to go in to the office?

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Me: this is more of a cat than a question
Lecturer: ??
Me: *gently lobs a cat onto the stage*

good news, the valves have apparently not met the piston. some weird sounds, but it's not misfiring.

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