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"I have a lot of bad ideas, but it's nice to know I can never have an idea that's as bad as capitalism."

~ Patagast the Purple

“We are reaching the space around Uranus!”

Capitalism is quite literally a game robber barons play with people's lives as stakes so they can get higher scores in the form of wealth, which like all scores in games will become meaningless when they quit the game by dying. Think about that.

Authoritarians: "Everyone should be under the state"

Libertarians: "No one should be under the state"

Liberals: "People we don't like will be under the state and we will be free from the state."

I drew a picture. 💪

Which is technically The VVitch fanart though I added a tiny bit from myself.

#thevvitch #mastoart

Warren, ec 

Fascists: "The left is spreading propaganda to make you think eating faces is bad."

Conservatives: "Listen, the Leopards Eating People's Faces party is dedicated to lifting me into prosperity, the fact that they are currently savoring my face skin like a fine turkey is entirely, completely, coincidental."

Communists: "The Communist State will protect people's faces from being eaten."

Liberals: "Well, leopards have rights too, stopping them from eating people's faces is oppression. Just vote for the Wolves Politely Eating People's Faces Party, then, or you're supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces party."

Anarchists: "Together we can protect each other's faces from being eaten."

"Centrists": "Eating people's faces and not eating people's faces are just as bad. Also what about China, they have Bears Eating Entire Heads Party, so we're still progressive in comparison."

Impeachment 🍿 

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