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Fascists: "The left is spreading propaganda to make you think eating faces is bad."
Conservatives: "Listen, the Leopards Eating People's Faces party is dedicated to lifting me into prosperity, the fact that they are currently savoring my face skin like a fine turkey is entirely, completely, coincidental."
Communists: "The Communist State will protect people's faces from being eaten."
Liberals: "Well, leopards have rights too, stopping them from eating people's faces is oppression. Just vote for the Wolves Politely Eating People's Faces Party, then, or you're supporting Leopards Eating People's Faces party."
Anarchists: "Together we can protect each other's faces from being eaten."
"Centrists": "Eating people's faces and not eating people's faces are just as bad. Also what about China, they have Bears Eating Entire Heads Party, so we're still progressive in comparison."
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