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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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art - the ability to allow me to introduce people to goatse passively continues to this day and beyond

TIL that Duracell make OEM batteries
Does that mean using them on another device breaks licensing 🤔 🤔 🤔

being confused by "ate my balls" pages on yahoo


Without dating yourself what’s the earliest Internet memory that you have?

giving lakka on rpi a go.
it found my ancient playstation > usb controller and worked out of the box

thats nice

“Future man” is a really entertaining show on and you should all watch it


in kin (2018) you don't even get to see what one of the firing modes does on the scifi macguffin device and that is some bullshit

I'm 15 minutes into the netflix doco about trips and is this entire thing going to be about sting getting fucked up

because im ok with that

doing a twitter survey for shits and giggles, i think this says a lot about twitter if this is their idea of a political spectrum

i need this as a counterstrike model


A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

the fediverse must see this also



I have just found out there is a Korean chicken restaurant around here called “supreme leader” and I just wow

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