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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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custom 1 page cover letter
an interview to a robot
microsoft teams interview
26 days wasted
didn't get the job i wanted. :/

oh well call back the other people i guess.

This is not a temporary sign. Dan Murphy’s serious about COVID

"ooh a button! PUSH THE RED BUTTON! I WANT TO PUSH THE RED BUTTON"

Mr 3, at daddy's unattended laptop, poking at @NewtonMark@twitter.com 's avatar with his fingers

“Deep in the annals of Canberra lie an elite team of Serco contractors.

Their mission? To find out if the poors suck and fuck under the same roof.

Welcome to FuckSquad.
*doink doink”

RT @DavidSligar@twitter.com

get a load of this sick shit cenno ask you if you have housemates.

you fuck? have you ever fucked? fuck others?

"give details on how you and the other person access a bathroom" (real quote)

"give details" on how you share the laundry etc.

servicesaustralia.gov.au/indiv

I am genuinely looking forward to avatar 2 because I want to see everyone go “oh yeah that exists” and a lukewarm response

AND THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE EACH YEAR, FOR TWO MORE YEARS

2022 baby

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I just watched an hour long detailed walkthrough of the Disney avatar theme park - a thing I did not know existed and likely should not exist.

It is probably the safest place in america from COVID because who the fuck would go there

Hey @tonyhawk@twitter.com where can I preorder this

RT @McNandos@twitter.com

Finally got my copy of the new Tony Hawk game. There goes my weekend

At the pub because COVID restrictions means I can’t go in emergency with @tarale@twitter.com. Our little tick cut his hand on glass.

have a GOOD job interview lined up next week

at this point i've done a
a) full page cover letter + resume
b) robot interview
now for a teams interview (due to covid).

feeling good about it.

follow me for more tales of how i debase myself for capitalism!

a job ad seriously just had "we want " in it without a shred of irony and i applied fucking for it because we live in an economy and i must do this to myself to fucking eat

applied for a job and immediately get a sms going "WELCOME TO THE $COMPANY TALENT COMMUNITY" and i
ugh

seek link because i thought the cropping would actually include the whole job ad seek.com.au/job/50543821

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whenever I see "psychometric analysis/profiling" involved on a job ad this is a big red flag for me imo.

latest fucked place i've seen it - SA ICAC.

The cynic in me thinks this is just @JacquiLambie@twitter.com padding her email list, but Im willing to unsubscribe from an email if this actually does make any material influence.

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RT @Kon__K@twitter.com

I can’t stress this enough. You’re honestly being asked for your opinion. Don’t just get angry on Twitter, pointless. Take 1 minute now to make it clear you want Senator Lambie to stop Dutton’s latest trampling of the rights of refugees in detention here: senatorlambie.com.au/advise_ja twitter.com/jacquilambie/statu

had to install flash for a video interview. my test site is always zombo.com

anything is possible on zombo.com

Decided to turn off Facebook notifications. They’re often pointless “x commented on y” garbage. No need to have the distraction.

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