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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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Hello, I’m still here but I’m mainly just working a lot of physical work atm and have little energy for posting.

*gives raspberry*
AAAAAAAHHHH!!
IT’S TOO SCARY
DO IT AGAIN

Today’s “queued music Grenade” at the open slather Spotify pub:
Cannibal corpse - hammer smashed face

the IT remake chapter one - actually very good and kicks the shit out of that tim curry telemovie.

michael reeves needs some help with his face
like it's getting worse every video

love 2 opine about things that i watched once while incredibly high for literally minutes

mickey mouse lives inside a disembodied version of himself and calls it a 'clubhouse'

every day brings us close to immortan trump

RT @ZackBornstein@twitter.com

This is worse than anything from the impeachment trial

Just learnt about how the Chinese government have screwed over Xu Xiaodong - I did not realise that MMA could be that political.

Mr 2 has discovered “just eating the breading on top of the salmon” :/ ift.tt/2tzamQk

Finishing up my takes on autonomous cars, and I discover this story:

Researchers have worked out you can trick Tesla's Autopilot with a cheap projector - popularmechanics.com/technolog

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@Posty there are some real gems in Google maps reviews. Gotta love this dude spending all that time and effort to rebut a "keyboard warrior" without a hint of irony. That'll show him!

Holy shit this is a hell of a thing

This deserves an “Ok boomer” like nothing else

watched netflix's 'broken' doco series saying getting counterfeit goods on amazon entitles you to a refund, but seeing how much of it on there seems like a weird dark pattern could exist for specifically ordering obv fakes and getting refunds to spite both amazon & counterfeiters

I showed some simpsons to mr 2.5 on the weekend- coming home today he was in the shell with water out the back - the first thing he said was “can we have a pool, dad”
Good context, kid 💕

first concert - Rolling Stones
last concert - NIN & QOTSA
best concert - Machine Gun Fellatio
worst concert -KISS (mainly just avg)
loudest concert - Sunk Loto
seen the most - Nine Inch Nails
most surprising - regurgitator
next concert - probably child related
wish i’d seen -TISM

Parasite was great.

"This bountiful wifi"

The phone sequence had me on edge more than the climax.

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