hey there wait a minute mr @Posty@aus.social

Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves. #DepreciateTwitter

Picked up myself my first pair of closed studio monitor headphones. I should have done this earlier. Wow.

*ad hoc

Decided to schedule the fun because ad how just ain’t workin, see how this goes

As parents, it’s hard to catch up with friends. I’m lucky enough to have some friends who have virtual reality gear. But it’s been at least a year and we all still haven’t done anything together. Hard not to feel left out. Proves it’s not just the tyranny of distance & COVID.

Celebratory drinks for gaining full time employment

attempting to navigate 'jobactive' part of mygov - there appears to be no way to say "I now have a full time permanent role now, please take me off your awful neverending mousewheel" - have a feeling I might just have to call @Centrelink@twitter.com.
or just get "breached" with a $0 payment

“Less sugar? That’s a paddlin’”

Shock horror, the shitty company I applied for that I declined to do a drug test for (I’m boringly sober) for a help desk position didn’t go ahead.

A story in three parts

Another thing about Centrelink mandatory reporting about jobs, it has a notes field that suggests “oh put like, the URL, maybe what you asked for as a salary” hahah get absolutely fucked

love to apply for 8 jobs mandatorily even though i have a casual full time job and am going to not even get any money from centrelink this week, just here lovin life and being online

that one also asked if i'd be willing to submit to a drug and alcohol test

IT WAS FOR A GODDAMN HELPDESK ROLE OH MY GOD

HOW MUCH HAS THIS BEEN AN ISSUE

this last one, no shit just asked me to click on a 'do you agree with this statement about yourself' for 8 goddamn pages

it's clearly a psych test but like i don't have a choice really

i absolutely hate that every single fucking employer seems to have their own UnIqUe hr job application portal, fucking fire them into the sun - seek was meant to make applications easier for fucks sake

apparently if i just tried for the 10th time it would login ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh, and two networks

great, @myGovau@twitter.com is just looping when i try and login, even though my password is correct - literally no error, as if i never attempted it in the first place. tested on 3 browsers and two devices.

it's stuffed.

Learning how to trace with affinity designer

Jan 26 is renowned for Australians getting annoyed that their ability to sink piss might dare be challenged, literally our first and only military coup - the rum rebellion