hey there wait a minute mr @Posty@aus.social

Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves. #DepreciateTwitter

the only positive example i have ever seen of someone being a 'free man on the land' on @RightToKnowAu@twitter.com - a water authority just decided to give up on an FOI application fee (something i think should not exist anyway) rather than deal. good on you steven. https://www.righttoknow.org.au/request/i_am_requesting_documents_that_c

really enjoying using the moonlight nvidia shield streaming client and @launchboxapp@twitter.com BigBox mode together. tis a great combination.

spearphishing incarnate

RT @jstarmy@twitter.com

The story of a perfect art heist, via a cartoon by @anna_haifisch@twitter.com and myself: https://bloom.bg/3g1tvgm

john denver - take me home, country roads is fun to play on the guitar

if only i knew where the fuck i put my capo tho

man spike lee makes some long ass movies

they're good though

there really is a fucktonne of bluey merch now

and im ok with it

the only reason im limiting this reply is to show you it's pretty random

RT @joshgnosis@twitter.com

@cosmicjester@twitter.com @egadheg@twitter.com I’m assuming it’s geographic

this man tweets like he's huffing his own farts

RT @quaedvliegs@twitter.com

Satire is a prisma magnus through which the stark and often confronting spectral dimensions of life can be studied through the softening filter of humour. Aristophanes flinches in his grave as a feckless zeitgeist takes hold.

it only took me about 20 years but i finally figured out how to reliably jump-swipe attack in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: the arcade game - NES version so uh ok i have that now

On my quintillionth toddler viewing of wall-e, @Tarale@twitter.com points out that in universe it was canon they knew it would take hundreds of years for earth to be sustainable again, but sold the mission as short term.

that's enough internet for me today, night

TIL that Bob Hawke was the first who floated the idea for work for the dole, and John Howard almost immediately pounced on the idea to bring it to fruition. https://www.aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/FlagPost/2017/April/Work_for_the_Dole_program_to_stay

art - the ability to allow me to introduce people to goatse passively continues to this day and beyond

Lol this criticism got more engagement originally than vans original share https://twitter.com/vanbadham/status/1159648758813974528?s=21

TIL that Duracell make OEM batteries
Does that mean using them on another device breaks licensing 🤔 🤔 🤔

Today I beat mini "bop it"
2020 goals met