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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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being confused by "ate my balls" pages on yahoo

RT @jpawgmafia@twitter.com

Without dating yourself what’s the earliest Internet memory that you have?

giving lakka on rpi a go.
it found my ancient playstation > usb controller and worked out of the box

thats nice

“Future man” is a really entertaining show on @SBSOnDemand@twitter.com and you should all watch it

Thanks

in kin (2018) you don't even get to see what one of the firing modes does on the scifi macguffin device and that is some bullshit

I'm 15 minutes into the netflix doco about trips and is this entire thing going to be about sting getting fucked up

because im ok with that

doing a twitter survey for shits and giggles, i think this says a lot about twitter if this is their idea of a political spectrum

i need this as a counterstrike model

RT @tripgore@twitter.com

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

the fediverse must see this also

RT @Dat_Corgi@twitter.com

THIS HURTS TO WATCH

I have just found out there is a Korean chicken restaurant around here called “supreme leader” and I just wow

two days in a row i have burnt my mouth with delicious hot cheese.

mmmm cheese.

I get my pandemic advice from a sugar water company

RT @CocaColaAmatil@twitter.com

COVIDSafe – The safer we are, the sooner we get Australia back in business. We’re with the App.

watching for the umpteenth time because ~3 year old and the gen 5 robot sets up a merlot, piping hot lava cake, and suggests a foot rub later with a weird face

do

do

do the robots fuck?

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