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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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Humans automating machines to write like humans to fool other humans into believing they received a personal letter from a human so that presumably they give a company money.


It's Friday, so I want to share one of the most fun projects I've ever worked on.

A few years ago, I built four eight-foot-long handwriting robots.

We wrote many thousands and thousands of addresses on our direct mail, and wrote personal messages for high value prospects.

I also mentioned they’re really small and easy to hide at school - may have armed entire school district

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Just talked to a kid at big w who was about to purchase a nerf chaingun that bigger doesn’t mean more power. That the most powerful nerf gun is the $4 jolt, which is the cheapest and can be modded, also can share with a friend. Just saw kid walk out with two jolts and thanked me.

I wanted these shoes to work out. Btw the hickies were only used during the second half of the other shoes life, the etikos design stretches them too much.

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Buying new shoes today because’s sneakers can’t put up with 6 months of punishment of someone… with a desk job? Note the tear and rubber separated at end of laces. Other shoe is I dunno, 3 yrs old. No wonder they don’t list Twitter on their emails.

Jeremy poxon if you need refuge in Adelaide for any reason, say from angry guardian columnists and think tankers I got a study bed you can use for real. This is not an online joke. I draw the line at strawb milk tho. Did good.

ben, if you're reading this, calm down, I'm just asking you to examine yet another shitty choice you made. I may not be um


but cmon, it was kinda funny.

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I got blocked by Ben Lee, can someone send me a copy of this thread in picture form, I enjoy it.

RT nobodys holding a gun to your head to force you to keep posting mate, yet you persist

anyway enjoy your internet fun bucks long term killing the planet lol

I mean i suppose you have to source your drugs somewhere, next time just ask a mate.

it's late and I'm meant to be sleeping but instead im talking to ben lee

the internet is weird

Multi-Level Marketing is just fine with me as long as you don't encourage extremists


I still get some people occasionally asking me about my relationship with doTERRA essential oils. This tweet shows where our relationship ended up 👇

So, I requested an internal review. this isn't a cia document. we're talking about shidding and farding here. they got it or they dont.
Also hi! you have a request now too!
please don't ignore it like the other mean department did :(

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So only after contacting and their 'early intake and resolution team' getting in contact with did i actually recieve any response, they said 'sorry for not replying earlier' but when push came to shove they tried to make out like i didn't make a valid request

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It's been more than 30 days, this makes it a deemed refusal and literally I am to take this as if the minister refused the request himself.

why don't you want to talk about engadine maccas I thought you found it funny old buddy ol pal
*slides into dms*

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'too goddamn weird'.

anyway, goodnight.

to top it off I think twitter also told me to go fuck myself as well when i opened this dialog

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I received the response "Oh. yeah. I'm sorry I just don't understand half the things you talk about on there. post more pics of $son". well, you got it. with diagnosed autistic, and talk of 'special interests' - I feel like me talking to other people ends up just being

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I think this is just a reminiscence/lament of what the internet used to be, and not what it is now. or maybe it's just me.
I think the clencher was when I was talking to some older in-laws at a family function and we discussed something topical and I said i posted about it

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I mean, expressing an opinion of any sort on facebook/online can mean painting a cross on your back long term - there's no real good reason to do it. I decided the effort was not worth the trouble. heck i've read articles about people being fired for 'liking' things.

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