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@Posty I'd advise Goldilocks to contest. To be guilty of burglary the prosecution would have to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that Goldilocks entered the building as a trespasser with intent to steal or commit an indictable offence. If I know the story correctly, she was looking for her grandma and presumptively could argue she did not have the requisite mens rea for the trespass arm. I'd advise we seek withdrawal of all charges.

Yesterday I got asked to recite from memory "goldilocks the three little bears" for our son by @tarale@twitter.com and did ok until it got to the bears finding goldilocks and I just ended up having the cops get her for breaking and entering.

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I've made some more progress on my extinction thingy. I think... I want to give it some more polish and shading, but the general idea is down now.

that's a very good question @jennineak@twitter.com - @TonyAbbottMHR@twitter.com are you going to ask to not have the pension?

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@TonyAbbottMHR@twitter.com @GuardianAus@twitter.com You could also not ask for luxurious entitlements?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jennineak/status/9

Nice of @TonyAbbottMHR@twitter.com to recognise that he's a burden on the taxpayer now

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Fake news from @GuardianAus@twitter.com Lucky I've no intention to retire because an exPM out of the parliament would cost the taxpayer more

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TonyAbbottMHR/stat

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me: the news app is such a useless dumb piece of s—

news app:

ping @DaveLeeBBC@twitter.com

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I wonder if @risc_v@twitter.com is classed as US tech and needs to comply? It was designed at @UCBerkeley@twitter.com

@Huawei@twitter.com are a gold member. riscv.org/membership/1745/huaw

lol twitter.com/BBCNews/status/113

🐦🔗: twitter.com/posty/status/11311

I wonder if @risc_v@twitter.com is classed as US tech and needs to comply? It was designed at @UCBerkeley@twitter.com

@Huawei@twitter.com are a gold member. riscv.org/membership/1745/huaw

lol

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Huawei: ARM memo tells staff to stop working with China’s tech giant bbc.in/2VVdZNA

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BBCNews/status/113

I wonder if @risc_v@twitter.com is classed as US tech and needs to comply? It was designed at @UCBerkeley@twitter.com

Huawei are a gold member. riscv.org/membership/1745/huaw

lol

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Huawei: ARM memo tells staff to stop working with China’s tech giant bbc.in/2VVdZNA

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BBCNews/status/113

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Finally got around to watching "The Purge" 2013. Good film. well constructed. Found myself thinking "the society you're living in purges every year and everyone sells defensive systems with no offense what the hell is this" but that's not the point clearly the creators intended.

Where did the “quadbike” come from in relation to Roman? Was it like barf snorten stuff or is there a reference?

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alright the boy has gone to bed, time to watch some 3d graphs shooting at my face

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