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FWIW, Typora isn't a bad Markdown editor - available for MacOS, Windows, Linux.

typora.io

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Oh, fuck, I clicked "Share in Twitter" on a Facebook thing, now Facebook knows my Twittername

I'm panicking

Whatever shall I do

They've got me

My alter ego is exposed

The Government's gonna find me

The Fuzz are on their way right now

I can hear the sirens

I gotta get outta here

Help

Zuck's gonna hunt me down with drones

Drones are diving out of the sky

They've got net launchers and tasers and blowdarts and caltrops

There's lawyers on motorcycles

SJW's abseiling down buildings

...

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Modern poetry from my inbox:

Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire.
Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme

I climbed a mountain! This is just one I walked past tho

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It's still fairly young, but looks super promising and already works amazingly well 😍

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(bot content) Good news from the Australian government! 

"If you have a chartered helicopter, you get a chartered helicopter!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobHitter program, supporting the nation's adjudicating welfare sponges.

hello everyone... checking in from tasmania...

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