Oh, fuck, I clicked "Share in Twitter" on a Facebook thing, now Facebook knows my Twittername
Whatever shall I do
They've got me
My alter ego is exposed
The Government's gonna find me
The Fuzz are on their way right now
I can hear the sirens
I gotta get outta here
Zuck's gonna hunt me down with drones
Drones are diving out of the sky
They've got net launchers and tasers and blowdarts and caltrops
There's lawyers on motorcycles
SJW's abseiling down buildings
Modern poetry from my inbox:
Greetings, from The illuminati world elite empire. Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers and security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated to the great Illuminati empire.
Note: that this email message was created solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme
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