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I'm looking for an artist to do a cartoon style family portrait for my wife's significant birthday that is coming up soon-ish. Anyone know anyone who does stuff like that?

And I have to write this "Statement of Claims" for a job application by tomorrow and I've never done one before and I don't like it.

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whoa polls

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What do you call a closed toastie?

Do you like polls?

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It still amazes me when the Melbourne punk kids are all woke this and left wing that, but they still catch ubers everywhere

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Blog post of all those charts I spammed you with is now up (with the final one corrected). Who can find my typo? There's always one. voterchoice.com.au/energy-shor

After rollercoasters we went to 'Eat Street' for dinner. There was a pineapple on every table.

I went on a some rollercoasters on Friday. It was fun.

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Two-thirds of my team couldn't be bothered with the whole turning-up-to-work thing today. In a team of 3 that leaves me, once again, to carry the team. Or spend all day reading Toots. One or the other.

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Americans are asleep, post pictures of Australian wildlife

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Posting Australian wildlife while the Americans sleep

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