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The coyote in the road runner cartoons is a heroic figure; despite failure and grossly illiberal treatment by the dramatic rules of the series (the road runner is bound by no laws) he retains his identity and perseverance. The coyote makes his own decisions and accepts all the consequences, and is in control of his life in a universe hostile to him.

We must imagine the coyote happy.

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Whereof one cannot give it up, therefore, one must turn it loose

(Brown, J.)

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Raising Arizona is the best Coen Brothers film and may be the best film of the whole 1980s

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:drake_dislike: S.44 of the Australian Constitution is incompatible with our modern society

:drake_like: the Australian Constitution is incompatible with our modern society

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Tired: Office stops work to watch the melbourne cup

Wired: I stop work to watch red panda videos

It is such a beautiful day to wonder what the very low frequency messages from the transmission station at Exmouth are saying, and to who or what, and what response we may receive, and in what inhuman and unholy language

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The Surfadelics—Bella Ciao

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I'm feeling adventurous. Might lie to ICAC later

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The greatest Australian honour is an appearance before the ICAC

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if you can read this toot, you didn't lie to ICAC

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The ICAC puts out a statement and the whole State starts doing a montage to the tune of Dick Dale playing Misirlou

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Proposal: Federal ICAC to be outfitted with dog's heads tied to the saddles of their black horses (to sniff out enemies of the Tsar) and broomsticks (to sweep away treason)

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I cannot wait for the Legalise Cannabis Party in QLD to overtake Pauline Hanson, passing her on the left hand side

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Mighty Mocambos—Theme From Beverley Hills Cop

(do yourself a favour)

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[extremely Inner Circle voice]

Ah-Benne-benne-long, ah-benne-benne-long-long-lee-long-long-long

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Maybe the electorate of Gilmore should Gil-less

The observation that we look at our phones to tell the time, as though they were fob watches

Makes me want to replace the wristwatch I’ve lost

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Throwing out your government in an act of mass social election is extremely good and cool and we should do it more often

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