Pinned toot

'LOL nothing matters' is the organising principle of our age

Pinned toot

qanon 

Or, obviously, ‘transparently cynical confidence job’

Show thread

qanon 

How do you draw neat circles around ‘cult’ and ‘religious movement’ and ‘disordered thinking as part of a mental health episode’

Show thread

qanon 

The problem is if you said; I think there’s a gigantic conspiracy of powerful people in government and the media, and everything you read in the press is lies, I would respond: yes that’s exactly how I recall the lead up to the Iraq War in 2003

Show thread

qanon 

I find these kinds of anecdotes terrifying because there doesn’t seem to be any cohort (age, class, education) immune to cults and cultic beliefs buzzfeednews.com/amphtml/janel

Motorbike has a new, shiny, doesn’t-have-any-rust-holes-in-it, exhaust header pipe. Yewwwwww.

Liam Hogan boosted

once there was a dream that was TGIF. You could only whisper it, it was so fragile. Any more than a whisper and it would disappear

I refuse to believe that 'Lord Sugar' isn't some kind of personification of the ethanol industry, like 'King Cotton'

Liam Hogan boosted

we've never seen funk rock levels like this

(90%) ■■■■■■■■■□

The windows key. No I don't know what that is, I've got a word key

Show thread

A thing I love is when I'm in the middle of an urgent task that needs concentration is my boss ringing me up to ask me to explain how to take a screenshot

Today I get to ride motorcycle, that’s where I’m a Viking

I've been reading too many diagrams involving the part name 'grease nipple' and I promise that I will never, ever, grow up

do you have a backup of your files? 

ok it's good. Fuck! that was a hairy five minutes

Show thread

aaaaaaaahhhhhhh I think I've just had a fairly critical thumb drive fail on me

I’m picturing Baba Yaga in her walking house, once every 20,000km, saying ugh time to replace the chain and grease the swing arm bearings on those chicken legs

Where’s the breaker bar

Show thread

No, you’re running late for work because you’ve been watching motorbike mechanics YouTube videos

when I use sublime text to automate an otherwise incredibly tedious text entry task (numbering lines of a table incrementally), that's when I'm a hacker

Found a packet of cold and flu tablets in my desk drawer, from the previous times

Show more
Aus.Social

Welcome to thundertoot! A Mastodon Instance for 'straya