Is there anything sweeter than being paid out a whole lot of unused annual leave...

> DISALLOW TECHNOPHOBIA
DON'T KNOW HOW TO DISALLOW TECHNOPHOBIA

In the words of Eddie Vedder, "...but do I deserve a beer? Is that the question?? And if so... if so... who answers? who answers??!1?" [yes; yes; me; I do]

GOD DAMNIT my arch-nemesis just told me I'm "one of the good ones"... gonna need a new arch-nemesis

I now have black pudding i.e. I am armed

I'm going black pudding shopping at lunch time

retoot this and I’ll send u a sea creature pic based on my first impression of u

I'm thinking of re-gifting the chocolates I got given today. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

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After nearly four years of using Lotus Notes I get Outlook for two days (and then I'm gone from this job). Absolute slap in the face.

I will never get over how cute my dog is. Imagine a talking cartoon dog that is as cute as Muppet Babies and despite being a cartoon is also fuzzy. That's how cute she is.

> REPAIR REPUBLICANISM
DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPAIR REPUBLICANISM

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