My dog did a massive wee on the in-laws' carpet today, how was your day

Fediverse lazywebs, I need your help trying to find an image. I have a recollection of an old beer print ad (colour duotone?). It was of a mostly toothless old lady laughing heartily, leaning on a fence (think Nanny Ogg). I had thought the beer was Stella Artois, but no dice on that search.

Anyone else remember this, or did I dream it after reading too much Terry Pratchett?

ugh i really hope crossposters don't slowly choke mastodon like they did to diaspora*

if you're just crossposting everything you tweet on birdsite then what even is the point of making a mastodon account? that's glorified spam at worst, and a recipe for abandonment.

Saw a zoomer band looking very 90s kids. Actually really good. And nice T-shirts. (I now own one)

a dog called Sally who thinks she's a human 

On the one hand we're feeling quite consumery, but on the other we haven't had a couch in four years and this is going to change our lives

"sorry we only do the Toad from Mario Kart"

Masto snark 

Being a brave guy and enqiring about a certain plan..

Apparently my four year old niece has started saying "ee bah gum" ...yet she has never been to the north of England

[Julee Cruise voice]

Are we syring a bow?

trains before, during, after the apocalypse 


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