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they finally made it, everyone. the worst possible hat

Every time I see a disposable printer my head is filled with a blood curdling scream and I have to check if I made it out loud

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Stuck my latest album Luna et Oceanum up on the ol’ Bandcamp, check it out if you’re into crackly ambient drone milford.bandcamp.com/album/lun

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New oil reserves found at Plesdinghaven Bridge oil well!
Production is expected to double!

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-Fed up with job

-Move out of the city

-Find out everyone in you new local community's favourite things

-Use this info to seduce at least one person per household average

-Rapidly construct near-automated farm that relies on a mixture of advanced tech and straight up spirit magic, allowing you to live in harmony with your neighbors, comfortably with your spouse and children, whilst still being able to go on epic trips slaying monsters

-Nothing bad ever happens again.

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The web browser Brave is marketed as a privacy-friendly ad-free alternative, but that's pretty disingenuous.

Brave exists not to protect privacy, but to make money from selling ads.

Brave is a commercial company funded by venture capital. Its business model is selling advertising and cryptocurrency investment.

One of Brave's owners is Peter Thiel's Founders Fund. Thiel is also the head of Palantir (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palantir) and on the board of Facebook.

I do not recommend using Brave.

#Brave

1 in 3 rich white dudes want to feel OK about hoovering up all the wealth

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I’ve been attempting to predict the Herald Sun’s headline tomorrow.

So far, I have:

NOTRE DAMN!

or

NOT THE DAME!

Whoa nelly... I logged into Facey for about 24hrs, and it had a noticeably negative impact on my sense of well-being and general mood. I don't think I'll do that again for a while.

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I'm looking for an artist to do a cartoon style family portrait for my wife's significant birthday that is coming up soon-ish. Anyone know anyone who does stuff like that?

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I like having the noms in my timeline tonight - thank you! :)

I'm currently cooking "Home made fish & chips" - Dutch creamers sliced, oiled & seasoned with salt, pepper, chili flakes and some dried herbs, with steamed green beans and pan fried blue grenadier which is about to be dusted in flour and lightly seasoned :)

On Lygon St, in the 2 blocks from the cafe to the car, there were 19 shopfronts for rent, 2 of them being forced reentry/evictions. It's recession, hey...

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OMG I had a dream where I had a cat, and I've been wanting a cat, and now I really, really want a kitten... My head's like "pfft 20 year commitment to the care of a cat is way less than the whole kid commitment, and that happened by accident. Twice."

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