mathew inkson @imathew@aus.social

why is there no new bojack yet. it feels time for new bojack. hashtag.

i wonder if people on twitter talk about mastodon as much as people on mastodon talk about twitter

This reminds me of how I grew up with the English translation of Asterix books. They're really heavy on puns, and I don't know if they were completely rewritten for a different audience in a way that still works with the plot, or if the language similarities mean that they still mostly work. I want to learn French specifically to figure it out.

https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1158910781964083201

did anyone ever figure out what dubstep was all about?

well played, abc

picked the right time to escape. mwahahahaha.

my partner actually sleeps like this

virgin australia free in-flight wifi lets me connect to my vpn. cool.

and... novelty has worn off now.

i'm on a plane.
i can't complain.

psa: life is too short to listen to the national

While we're not as bad as America yet, it annoys me when Australians say we have a great health system. We don't anymore, and it continues to be eroded.

Decommission private funds, nationalise health (again)!

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jul/08/australias-biggest-private-health-insurers-illegally-rejected-thousands-of-claims

kid me had a good handle on inflation due to the annual increase in the cost of two games, shoe hire, hot dog, fries and a coke

Turned down a doughnut sample at the Winter Feast because it's too early for sweets. I don't think I'm welcome back at his stall.

I'm #DarkMofo's marked dough foe.

Since I've come to a new instance I should throw out a new #introduction.

I'm a software developer in #Tasmania and I like a bunch of dumb shit such as fixing #C64 computers, listening to Broadway #musicals, watching Australian football (#AFL), boosting memes.

It annoys me that Americans say "I could care less" instead of "I could care fewer". Please sign my petition to address this.