No one’s talking about the real problem with everyone working from home:
I can’t put all the reusable plastic coffee mugs away because my system relies on Erin having at least five of them in the passenger footwell of her car at any one time. Now they’re all in the house and the cupboard they go in is full.
@haruki_zaemon My daughter uses House Party... pretty sure she talks to her iOS friend on it. Honestly don't know that much about it but we looked into and discussed safety before allowing her to have it.
@haruki_zaemon ‘oh no there’s zombies beating the door. How does this go again? Put on my chaps, eye protection, earmuffs. Check chain tension and brake function, yep. Check fuel and bar oil, good. Tap the dust filter clear if it needs it. Nice. Decompression button. Chain brake on. Pull the trigger, set the switch to start, pull the cord. Keep going. Is it coughing? Good! Set the switch to idle, no, to idle, nahhh oh you’ve fucken flooded it now. Put it over there and get the other s...’
Another story about my former boss. He used to do regular bar stocktakes of one of the gentlemen’s clubs in Sydney, not like strip club, like dining club. They had an arrangement: pour your own drink from the bar, sign a chit, pay your bill monthly. It was always monstrously in the red.
The barman explained to him that they just increased the annual fees to cover the shortfall, satisfying everyone: it was more exclusive that way, and the members were happy to go on stealing from each other
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