I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Late 30s, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and 7 year old kid. I live in the North Shore are of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. I joined Mastodon to have a more chill experience with more real people.
There is no tech talent shortage. There is just a shortage of tech talent willing to work at what you're paying. #lastrt
We tried everything but our people kept quitting.
Did you try paying them a decent salary?
We told them they could bring their dogs to the office.
But what about paying them?
WE EVEN GAVE THEM BEER!
I think they just want to be paid.
We’ll never know why they keep quitting.
@MattHatton hullo Bernie welcome to the Twitter where people try not to be dicks and nazis are banned.
ANCHOR: "We cross live to @geordie's code where our correspondent is on the scene. Craig? Tell us how it's going."
CRAIG: [OVER THE TOP OF DISEMBODIED SCREAMS AND WHAT SOUND LIKE SMALL ARMS FIRE]: "THANKS LARRY YES I AM H... HERE AT @geordie'S CODE AND LET ME TELL YOU LARRY THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL."
Cloud computing automation nerd. Basketball enthusiast. Loves to cook and eat.
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