I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Late 30s, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and 7 year old kid. I live in the North Shore are of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. I joined Mastodon to have a more chill experience with more real people.
Wife calls 000. What I didn't know, is that any 000 call that is "send paramedics my spouse stabbed themselves" kicks off an automatic police job, because maybe they did stab themselves or maybe something else went down. The paramedics arrive, and cancel the police when it's obvious I did in fact just stab myself trying to make toast.
I love to cook and eat. Professional and amateur digital technology nerd. Living on stolen Guringai land. I don’t mind people being rich but every billionaire is a policy failure and nobody should be poor.
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