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If you like wine and crackers for breakfast on Sunday have I got a place for you to check out or what

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under communism i will be able to get drunk at baseball games because the beers wont cost 12 dollars
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not sure why I googled "shaved Grinch" but more importantly I don't know why this exists

Cluedo is great because it teaches you that if there’s a murder at your dinner party the appropriate course of action is for everyone to fan out and to go around every room in the mansion making wild accusations which are only checked by other people’s facts until a process of elimination reveals the perpetrator.

Anyone making the clerk print out a receipt at KFC should be cancelled. You do absolutely never need to prove you bought chicken.

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sext: i place my neem leaves into my mortar and pestle and grind the leaves into a paste...you apply all over my face

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If you call your partner "baby" you're legally required to count their age in months, I don't make the rules

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I don't think I've ever been happier with my DSLR than I am today. I've managed to get a few shots I've been wanting for years, and never is Tintern in Wales more beautiful than at the peak of autumn. beef.nipple.solutions/2018/11/ #photography #photos

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I love Christmas but let me be clear: I would fight Santa and I would leave him crying like a little bitch in the dirt.

Primary problems this warning has is;
1) The Internet in 2018 is slower than the cash machine network
2) I have three friends.

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Feed me carbs. I want a hot chip, pasta and rice sandwich with a potato salad on the side.

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