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I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Late 30s, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and 7 year old kid. I live in the North Shore are of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. I joined Mastodon to have a more chill experience with more real people.

"This call is about your recent expression of interest in subscribing" Bitch I would prefer to express interest in clawing out my own eyeballs with my thumbs

Cold call salesperson trying to get me to subscribe to the Daily Telegraph?

I dreamed last night that I cheated on my wife and was arrested, charged and convicted of adultery. I was able to plead down to doing three years in a prison college where I’d eventually be paroled with a degree. Weird.

I ought to be going to bed but there's a vaguely cool movie on so we know what's going to happen eh.

Back in Sydney after a mates 40th and a long weekend holiday. I miss my kitty terribly and will see her in a sec, but out again tonight for trivia.

I am genuinely grateful that it’s Friday. This has been a hell of a week.

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I don't want to jinx it but it's looking like Australia has got away clean, without any national Book Week Blackface Incidents

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Hello nerds (@wobin, @scarydan, @geordie, and possibly others?). What good mini storage solutions do you know of? Bought myself a dragon and a gelatinous cube today and don't really know how to best keep them safe.

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Ink, watercolours and white gel pen. Still chasing that Chris Foss dragon

Today’s little project was pirating supermarket giveaway collectible “Ooshies”

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@geordie @drbuttocks I want us all to reflect on the immense efforts expended over millions of human lifetimes, and thousands and thousands of years of gradual technological development that brought us to the point where this moment is not only possible, but will be completely forgotten in a year.

I'm so proud of us.

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Australian slang 

@Posty what 12vac downlights do you recommend for Hassio?

Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do 🎵
🎵 Jellicles do and Jellicles would
Jellicles would and Jellicles can 🎵
🎵 Jellicles can and Jellicles do

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Starting now: Catholics are gathered on the Capital lawn to protest the Trump Administration’s immigration policies and to call on Congress to defund ICE, stop detaining children and reform immigration policies they’re calling “inhumane.” They’re calling this #catholicdayofaction

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White guy shopping in Southeast Asia be like “Hi does this come in XXXXXXXXL?”

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