My non-techy brother, in next room: <muffled> … Turing machines … <muffled>
Me: <perks up> <pokes head into next room> What?
Brother: <points at dogs tussling> Chewing machines.
@futzle *quietly tucks a an infinite tape away looking innocent*
@futzle I find they even have their very own version of the Halting Problem
@futzle all they need is an infinite chewtoy and you're there