We were the Royal Astrological Telescope. Twelve of us, one born in each star sign, under constant observation for unpredicted events, to hone our astrological models.
Last year we got funding for three more Telescopes on other continents. When they were finished, we were able to infer the distance and direction of an influence using only trigonometry and the speed of fate.
We were unprepared for the discovery that most influences were coming from inside our planet.
Welcome to thundertoot! A Mastodon Instance for 'straya