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Quality time on the balcony means explaining to Chase every few minutes “we don’t eat the pot plants” and “that’s not for puppies”.

Does anyone else look at the mastodon Mastodon and see it's lil Russian hat and breathe a sigh of relief we're embracing communism?

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auspol, ausmedia, fb 

Is Dick Smith going to launch AussieBook, this seems like an obvious move

@GabeBuckley oooh interesting. Do the effects of that last, or do you think the consequent voices were imaginations when she'd left home and all?

@liz hey, welcome! My good food recommendation of the month: Laogoman chilli preserve. It is so yum and goes in everything (especially good on sourdough with avocado and tomato yummm)

Don't tell me your five year plan or what you think of the idea of radical freedom, tell me your opinions on how Joan of Arc heard her voices. Religious Messiah, tripping on mushrooms, both? Fabrication?

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For anyone who loves books and doesn't want to support Bezos, The Story Graph is a fantastic, black owned alternative to Goodreads. It's still working stuff out in beta but it's genuinely a really well designed and navigable website/app! 😍

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The dog is trolling me by pretending to chew on something but he actually has nothing in his mouth. If I stop looking at him, chewing ensues. When I look at him, chewing stops.

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@virtualwolf get you a close friend who reminds you of your messiest moments and encourages you to be proud of them.

@samuelpepys are you not the famously lauded author of 'The History of Fishes'?

Just got reminded by a friend of a few new years back when I got very drunk, bold enough to flirt with a very pretty girl, who apparently as my back was turned, threw up and did the splits in her own vomit. Blissfully unaware me turned around and apparently made out with her, so I'm equal parts horrified and impressed with past me.

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Thus ends the year, with great happiness to myself and family as to health and good condition in the world, blessed be God for it!

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What do you mean, sparklers are not for stabbing each other?

Hope everyone has a nice last day of 2020 and a good start into the new year :)

#mastoArt #art #procreate #revueStarlight #mayaKuro #HappyNewYear #sparklers #firework

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