The dog is trolling me by pretending to chew on something but he actually has nothing in his mouth. If I stop looking at him, chewing ensues. When I look at him, chewing stops.
@emmadavidson omg mine does this too!
@emmadavidson Time for a cardboard cutout of yourself, aka CAD hologram (Cardboard Aided Design).
@peemee actually quite do-able, I have some leftover corflutes in the garage.
@emmadavidson 😂