Cheesecake icecream with lemon lime curd and biscoff strata because I'm worth it

Anywho someone bully me into doing the things I need to do but instead I'm sitting on a very uncomfortable chair procrastinating

Watch alarm buzzes to take meds, hits ignore
*5 seconds later*
Phone reminder buzzes to take meds
Oh yeah, I should do that
*10 minutes later*
Watch alarm buzzes to take meds
Oh yeah, I should do that

"Oh, you're new here [at work]?"

I mean it's going on six years but sure.

Anyway, nothing better feeling in the world than being in your forties and lying flat on your back in zero pain for a whole minute

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Today's new post abdominal surgery skill is both lying flat on my back on the floor, and successfully getting back up again!

Back at work on site today and I wonder if my colleagues missed my yelling obscenities at the commercial radio news

Did not expect I'd need abdominal strength to cut 2 core power cable, but here we are 🤷

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Had some UK expats at work today describe Australian housing as essentially "wooden tents" and they were not wrong.

Made it through the whole first day back in the office, which is a shame because now I have to keep going back there.

*sends Kidling a tiktok video*
Her: ..why.
*Kidling sends me a tiktok video*
Me: 😭 I literally have no idea what's happening here.

So anyway, that generation gap.

Reaching that stair-climbing goal every day through this one neat trick of forgetting something I needed on a different floor and having to make every trip at least twice.

Boost this if you like soup or

if you wanna destroy capitalism

So glad I found lists on Mastodon, it was getting hard keeping you all in my head

Oh hey I no longer have a uterus but I still had a hormonal spot the size of the sun on my face today so I love that for me.

Before joining Mastodon had you participated or were active on BBS (dial-up) or forums (vBulletin style) in the past?

Boosts are appreciated for better sample sizes.

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