Vampires aren’t allergic to garlic, that’s a rumor they started in order to get people to season themselves.

Just upped the instance size a little, so I’ll be extending more invitations and growing over the next few weeks!

If you know anyone who’d like an account, let me know!

It'a just about 5am and I'm having trouble getting back to sleep. Not because I'm not tired, but because I'm so damn hungry

Okay, I've spent more than enough time in the last 36 hours awake.

Goodnight nerds

can I offer you a mole in this trying time?

All checked in in Melbourne. Boarding in ~2 hours

retoot this and I’ll send u a sea creature pic based on my first impression of u

starting a non-profit to explain men's own jokes back to them before encouraging them to smile more. y'know, to raise awareness.

and by non-profit i might actually mean vigilante persona. gonna play it by ear.

Speaking of masterpieces, I have been shown this on twitspace and feel many of you will appreciate the page layout genius on display (page of a book)

Oh shit, I missed the Candlenights episode of TAZ! Gonna save that for the flight, I reckon.

Dear lord I am ready for bed.
Very excited to be getting up at 4:15am tomorrow -.-

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