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Why is it I never decide I want to use the slow cooker to make dinner until the afternoon?

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

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The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina is growing on me. And I fucking *love* Hilda

ff12 was really not that great, was it? Real time combat really doesn't suit these games, especially this early version of it where the game basically plays itself.

-Fed up with job

-Move out of the city

-Find out everyone in you new local community's favourite things

-Use this info to seduce at least one person per household average

-Rapidly construct near-automated farm that relies on a mixture of advanced tech and straight up spirit magic, allowing you to live in harmony with your neighbors, comfortably with your spouse and children, whilst still being able to go on epic trips slaying monsters

-Nothing bad ever happens again.

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Also an actual god of thunder version of Thor.

Rewatching Thor: Ragnarok and I'm so upset it took until the end of his trilogy before we saw an actual trickster version of Loki

Well, I woke up at about 12:30 after roughly 7 hours sleep.
Might have to have a word with the doctor about getting some sort of chemical sleeping aid, since this is getting untenable

Looks like my body is uninterested in sleeping, again. This is becoming the shittiest habit.

CROWDFUND IDEA: hire the elderly woman that repainted that fresco of Jesus to rebuild Notre Dame Cathedral.

REAL big fan of how every time I get into bed, I instantly feel more awake

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