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GIMP stands for GNU Image Manipulation Program and GNU stands for GNU’s Not UNIX and UNIX stands for Uniplexed Information and Computing Service so the full proper name for GIMP is actually:

GNU’s Not Uniplexed Information and Computing Service Image Manipulation Program

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sext: you consider getting your masterxe2x80x99s degree if you want a higher salary

Bub down in his own bed at 10.30, this is unheard of.

Watching Captain Phillips. I do love this film but when I finally have my heart attack the hospital bill is going to Paul Greengrass

the Portishead rip off soundtrack on the new iPhone ad makes me unreasonably mad

[rolling around in a well-maintained 90s Mazda 626 with a champagne finish]

his tummy is pink because he has bouts of kitty anxiety and licks the fur off

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'covered in glory' sounds like a euphemism imo

'Prime Minister Bill Huge' is an oddly common mistake in this round of marking.

I have 100 assignments to mark before lunch tomorrow and I've just made a rookie mistake: two strong painkillers and a mid-evening lie down.

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This portrait of a universe which is not just indifferent to life but actively hostile towards it conceals, to paraphrase Borges' words on the existentialists, a veiled appeal to our sense of pathos. —from the Prolegomena to a Softer Astrophysics

god bless local anaesthetic. I started dozing off after the first hour

about to have this root canal, travel two hours home, then mark under a codeine haze until the wee hours because said root canal will drain my savings and I don't have a job except this marking woo hoo

guess who has two thumbs and a root canal today?

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