Asher Wolf @asherwolf@aus.social

in a world where twitter dies i could probably make do, but at present it's my primary moneymaker as much as i hate to say it

i would like to need twitter less but also i don't really have a huge option. it took me years to get a following there, and going anywhere else would be starting from square one. and i love mastodon, but by its very nature marketing (aka my job) barely works here

i wish i could rejoice twitter being down with the rest of y'all but to be perfectly honest a good 80% of my revenue comes through twitter. the number one referrer on pretty much every game i make is from twitter. if it doesn't come back, i'll be fucking scrambling

one of us should buy a bunch of "is twitter down" domains and just have them distribute pro-mastodon propaganda every time Twitter goes down #TwitterIsDownParty

i stole their internet cable and am using it as a lasso

a moment of silence for the faceless advertisers who wont be able to reach me with targeted communications while twitter is down 😞 💔 🕯️

Hello friends, tell me your best thing today. #bestthings

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I learned yesterday that pika will gather grass and other goodies and store them away in their little rocky homes. they also bark to communicate

RT @2600@twitter.com
Our very first issue in 1984 contained a list of White House phone numbers. This is a list of detention camps.

We've always liked lists. https://twitter.com/CeoNunneley/status/1146120645241122816

Hello neighbours, tell me your best thing today. Boop. #bestthings

German Justice sues #Facebook to pay millions for not adequately handling threats, insults and hateful content.

Link to German article:
https://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/NetzDG-Facebook-muss-Millionen-Bussgeld-zahlen-4460759.html

Hello neighbours, tell me your best thing today. Boop. #bestthings

I've decided to ignore maths too

the four CWs of the apocalypse

meta
uspol
pee pee poo poo
instance administration

I'm sorry to have yet another idea, I know I have been at 11 :)

but if anybody wants to build a bot called @bestthings on aus.social i would welcome this - it toots once a day simply asking "tell us your best thing today".

@asherwolf would appreciate knowing best time and is that wording cool

exactly my attitude

hot take the liberal insistence on means-testing and distaste for universal programs is because they all subconsciously realize that the stability of capitalist societies relies on someone, anyone, falling through the cracks and being poor and desperate enough to work for next to nothing