Witch King: We should have dragons for this kind of deal.
Kamûl: How many up there?
Witch King: three or four...
Khamûl: that’s countin our guy?
Witch king: Not sure
Khamûl: so that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Witch King: it’s possible.
Khamûl: We should have fucking dragons
Witch King: we’re associates of your business partner, Sauron. You do remember your business partner? Lemme guess, you’re Frodo, right?
Looks like me an Khamûl caught you at breakfast. Sorry about that, watcha havin?
Frodo: Lembas
WK: Lembas! The cornerstone of any fellowship.
Witch king: what does Sauron The Deceiver look like
Frodo: what?
Witch king: what land are you from?
Frodo: Wh…Wht?!
Witch king: What aint no realm of middle earth I ever heard of. They speak Elvish in what?
Frodo: H-H-He’s in black armor
Witch King: go on…
Frodo: H-His helm has spikes!
Witch King: Does he look like an elf?
Frodo: What?
Witch king: [Stabs Frodo in the shoulder] DOES HE… LOOK… LIKE AN ELF?
[LATER]
Khamûl: whoa
Witch king: What the fuck’s happening man? Ah, shit man.
Khamûl: Oh man, I maced Sméagol in the face
Witch king: Why the fuck did you do that?
Khamûl: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an Act of Morgoth!
Witch king: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Witch King: (to palantír) I don’t wanna hear about no motherfuckin ifs. All I wanna hear from you is “You ain’t got no problem Angmar, I’m on the Mordorfucker.”
Sauron: You ain't got no problem, Angmar. I'm on the Mordorfucker. Go back in there, chill them Nazgûl out, and wait for Saruman The White, who should be coming directly.
Witch King: Sheeee-it Ainur, that's all you had to say.
