So Hi, I’m Chris. I make gadgets, or find gadgets, or fix gadgets. I have three kids. Two of them are cis but they’re not militant about it, and anyway it’s not like they’re heteronormative. My spouse is a mad (angry) scientist, formerly nuclear physics latterly genetics, yes you should be afraid. I adore cats, and wordplay. I would be thrilled if you’d show me your puNO CARRIER.
#Introduction #oncemorewithhashtag
The dragon noodled around the delicious smelling box.
"What is it?" He sniffed excitedly, and I was thankful he was only a little thicker than my thumb, as he was as long as I was tall.
"Seafood pizza," I answered.
He yipped, "With shrimp?"
I nodded, and he looped onto my shoulders.
"Family! Come! Our new human friend Fyn--" he paused and glanced at me.
"They."
"Our new human friend Fyn, they brought us a most esteemed offering!"
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"Sharon sadly sweeps the crushed macarons into a bin, and prepares a new batch of batter. She's now 4 hours behind."
"Stephen looks sadly at the ruined motherboard, spilled solder pinning it to the bench.
'We could maybe rescue a couple of components but getting this crusty mess off the floor is going to be a challenge'
The line will run long into the eventing to catch up."
I have (with dismay) reactivated my as-real-time-as-possible Brisbane area flood level webpage at http://iotlab.accelerando.io/
@Unixbigot there's also @PleaseCaption which tells you if you forgot a caption
Reformulating as the Three Tenets of IngSec
OFFICE IS LAVA
NAP IS PRODUCTIVITY
CAT IS CUTE
This keynote was...mindblowing. @KathKoschel@twitter.com had me in tears - both in laughter and in emotion for her story and what she's been through. An amazing way to kick off a conference - talking about kindness 💜 #AusCERT2022
RT @hacks4pancakes@twitter.com
The amazing, outstanding @KathKoschel@twitter.com at #AusCERT2022
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/hacks4pancakes/status/1524542515483144192
Witch King: (to palantír) I don’t wanna hear about no motherfuckin ifs. All I wanna hear from you is “You ain’t got no problem Angmar, I’m on the Mordorfucker.”
Sauron: You ain't got no problem, Angmar. I'm on the Mordorfucker. Go back in there, chill them Nazgûl out, and wait for Saruman The White, who should be coming directly.
Witch King: Sheeee-it Ainur, that's all you had to say.
I created Accelerando.com.au IoT Lab, and I host the Brisbane Internet of Things Interest Group. Hacker. Parent. Scientist. Rantist. Atheist. Roboticist. Treehugger. (he/him). aka @unixbigot@ThatBirdSite