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Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back
Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest
Sensor light: only works if someone walks past
Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes
Blister: appears when the hard work is done
Showbag: full of shit
Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried
Deck chair: always folds under pressure
Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else
G-spot: you can never find him
Bushranger: holds everyone up
Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed
Limo: carries about 8 people
Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours

Looks like we need to get the hashtag happening on Mastodon if it's going to replace my election birdsite addiction.

How long do you reckon until these are all paper bags like the mushroom ones?

What's the Mitch Hedberg line living rent free in your head?

Mine is “Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.”

Everything happening on twitter at the moment is stressing me the hell out, and I really want to be the solution but it hasn't hit critical mass yet. I fear that federation is both an essential concept for mastodon and a mental bridge too far for the majority of people.

How do I follow accounts on other servers in the Fediverse? I want a unified timeline showing updates from people from all over the place, but I can't figure out how to do it.


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