I have a horrible headache and I'm fairly certain it has more to do with the election than the beer I consumed last night.

Oh mercy. I didn't get a fucking sausage but I am making up for that now. 😎

I bought some pringles and some bevs to watch the election shit tonight and some turdy child ate the chips while I was distracted.

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Oh the hilarity. This silly thing I did turned my spotify playlists into music festival line ups. THE SHAME! Volcano Jam is this months, Forest is 6mths and Unholy is all time. Bahahah

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I have had many nicknames since working here but the latest one is Black Betty and I don't mind that at all.

Do you ever chew gum while taking a dump and feel like it is against nature?

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inside you are two wolves

inside each wolf there are two of you

it's just yous and wolves all the way down

"You can't soar with the eagles if you have to fly with the wood duck."
Some man at work just said this. Lol.

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The devil makes work for idle hands. I'm a fucking angel then.

Also my son's ex speech pathologist that we "broke up with" is here too and it is awks as hell my friends. My head is buried in my phone. Oh yes.

At the doctors for various reasons but one of them being organising the flu shot. The place is packed with flu victims and I feel like this is going to be a huge waste of time. Ugh.

Hold on to your butts I'm watching Aquaman. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Going to eat it again for lunch today at work too. Yikes!

I put 4 chillies in my pasta sauce last night and I'm feeling anxious about my first poop.

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