First ever Pho. Also may have an exotic mushroom allergy. Pray for me! :o

@drbuttocks wow while I was "browsing" Tim Cappello pics I noticed this costume. Halloween sorted..

What were the chances they would message me right after this toot to say they were napping and dinner will be later. Yeaaaah baby yeah! Zzz

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@Andrea today I walked past a suit of armour and thought, Andrea, fancy seeing you here

I am having dinner with a friend tonight but I'm reaaaaaally tired and want a nap first but I know what I'm like and I'll sleep right through it or wake up grumpy as fuck.

A little late to it but I have only just discovered lyrebird and adobe voco and that shit is disturbing.

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Scully worries about vampires. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

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my sim James seduced the couple next door & impregnated the wife with twins & they're all living together & the kids are doing well but the wife keeps going under the stairs where she physically shouldn't be able to go & won't stop talking on her phone until she pees her pants

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Only a few days left of this excellent campaign. They've managed to lower their goals some, but it still needs a boost. Please consider helping or flinging the link at someone you think might be able to.

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The cow goes moo... The sheep goes baa... The vorpal blade goes snicker-snack...

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Ok, I'm trying to prove a point:
Who is hotter: Keanu Reeves or Thor(one of the Chris's)??

Sound off in the comments with your vote.

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riding the high volume line between hearing loss and safely loud 😎

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