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The best part is there’s no failure message so they got it

Me, waiting: “Tell me another joke”
Mr 4 “How do you open a jar of gummy bears by yourself”
“How”
*silence*
“What’s the punchline, you did the setup, now what’s the punchline?”
Mr 4: “this is the punchline”
*punches headrest on car*
*laughs*

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Mr 4 attempting a joke:
How do you climb over a ship?
Sink!

I don’t understand but I appreciate the attempt and absurdist nature

Installed a new 8tb hdd
TIL about the Star Wars 4K77 project :)

Mr 4 doesn’t run into walls

“The wall jumped out at me”

I’m a smelly bum face and my wife has taken my phone because I was ignoring dinner time ps I suck farts

Why yes, I have spent the last three days on what cheap temperature sensor and esp32 to buy and where and I still haven’t quite made my mind up and how much cost vs convenience trade off

Scammers taking advantage of having to get so much stuff delivered by using disappointment as a lever

Found out that the NSW police force refuse to accept FOI's by email, you have to use their web portal. Chilling effect to the publics @RightToKnowAu@twitter.com as Eliza has to document it personally.

RT @Zemmiph0bia@twitter.com

I was really frustrated about Commissioner Fullers consent app idea and decided to put in an FOI request with the NSW Police to see how far idea runs righttoknow.org.au/request/inf

RIP
Bob Saget is now telling the aristocrats to st peter

Rating, 4/5 - a bit of frontal spice with a beefy full broth. Noodles have a lovely mouthfeel and retain heat amazingly.

1 off because I Still like nissin kyushu black better :)

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I think I got more than I bargained for
Oh I’ll just read the instructions

Oh

Think I just saw @Nick_Xenophon@twitter.com at newton drakes in a hurry

"Dug" from Up is an adorable character and I'm glad he got his own little mini series on disney with "Dug Days".

I am a genius.
I remember thinking “well I’m never going to upgrade the ram in this machine again” and thinking that was just because it was a pain in the arse. Not only is it a pain, but I have given myself zero tolerance for nought but the smallest ram. Refund/exchange time :(

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