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US: “well give you access to a therapist, professional organisers and removalist trucks and family, literally helping you - but you gotta be on tv”
UK: “these clean freaks are fucked ey, how about we just point them at the people with hoarding problems and have them lecture them”

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So @PrimeVideoAUNZ@twitter.com unceremoniously removed “hoarders” while we were 3 seasons in - annoyed at the, so I thought I’d try “obsessive compulsive cleaners”. I thought hoarders was exploitative, holy shit, have the British got them beat by miles

Me: ok google, show me all the neon genesis evangelion oculus quest 2 decals you got

google: what the fuck did you just ask me uh

*rustling noises*

Here’s a juul vape with a nerv logo on it

Lol suspending literally some of the most popular content on their site

RT @TwitterAU@twitter.com

The most Retweeted Australian Tweet of the year was @thomas_violence@twitter.com's Tweet about gun violence in the US with over 168,000 Retweets.

twitter.com/thomas_violence/st

Picked up myself my first pair of closed studio monitor headphones. I should have done this earlier. Wow.

Decided to schedule the fun because ad how just ain’t workin, see how this goes

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As parents, it’s hard to catch up with friends. I’m lucky enough to have some friends who have virtual reality gear. But it’s been at least a year and we all still haven’t done anything together. Hard not to feel left out. Proves it’s not just the tyranny of distance & COVID.

Silver lining - no sky news?

RT @MonteBovill@twitter.com

Effective immediately, news can no longer be shared on Facebook in Australia 😶

attempting to navigate 'jobactive' part of mygov - there appears to be no way to say "I now have a full time permanent role now, please take me off your awful neverending mousewheel" - have a feeling I might just have to call @Centrelink@twitter.com.
or just get "breached" with a $0 payment

Shock horror, the shitty company I applied for that I declined to do a drug test for (I’m boringly sober) for a help desk position didn’t go ahead.

When you want to get breached by @Centrelink@twitter.com. Lol check this @AusUnemployment@twitter.com

RT @seekjobs@twitter.com

Receiving a job offer is exciting, but it's often worth taking a minute to ensure it's the right match for you.

Another thing about Centrelink mandatory reporting about jobs, it has a notes field that suggests “oh put like, the URL, maybe what you asked for as a salary” hahah get absolutely fucked

love to apply for 8 jobs mandatorily even though i have a casual full time job and am going to not even get any money from centrelink this week, just here lovin life and being online

that one also asked if i'd be willing to submit to a drug and alcohol test

IT WAS FOR A GODDAMN HELPDESK ROLE OH MY GOD

HOW MUCH HAS THIS BEEN AN ISSUE

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