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A) that's a good video I just retweeted
B) cool, john cusack unblocked me and a million other people

A serious reminder: Please note that prison labor In the US is not "like" slave labor, it is expressly slave labor. The constitution allows for forcing slave labor upon inmates. It *is* slave labor, it is exactly slave labor, and it has never been anything but slave labor.

The exact wording of the 13th Amendment is "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." Expressly, slave labor is still perfectly legal, so long as the state can make you into a criminal, and it will if it can.

Would not be surprised if the big t down here tried this

RT @swodinsky@twitter.com

alphabet had previously funded an insane number of linknyc kiosks around nyc, and now it's adding potentially thousands of taxi cabs to run similar campaigns adweek.com/programmatic/hundre

🐦🔗: twitter.com/swodinsky/status/1

well i confused a czech defending white supremacists on the mastodon by appending "mate" to the sentence - i'm done with the fediverse tonight - night

@inditoot @pinkprius @Gargron App stores will block you for gab's content, it is 100% fair to warn people of this. And I am an app developer, and I WILL be blocking gab, because I 100% do not want to support white supremacy and hatred.

And neither should you.

So Gab has decided that their own code that they spent $5M of investor money developing is so unsalvageably bad that they're going to use Mastodon's code instead, with the added bonus of leeching off of our apps (with Gab apps being banned from app stores)

This is an early warning to fellow admins to be vigilant and domain-block them on sight, when/if they appear (unconfirmed whether they intend to federate), and to app devs to consider if blocking Gab's domains from their app is necessary.

“What most people don’t realise is that I love the prequels” I feel worse about this than the tattoo

RT @bradesposito@twitter.com

I interviewed the guy with the Steve-O style Jar Jar Binks back tattoo. All of the quotes are good, but this was my fav. pedestrian.tv/entertainment/ja

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bradesposito/statu

Same tbh

RT @Tarale@twitter.com

"use the keyboard! USE THE KEYBOARD
write another tweet
write another tweet
*throwing self at ground*
WRITE ANOTHER TWEET"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Tarale/status/1133

Bill-hicks-on-marketing.mpg

RT @adzebill@twitter.com

So @thenorthface@twitter.com clumsily replaced Wikipedia photos with their own product-placement shots, then made a video about their clever "hacking". Dicks. adage.com/creativity/work/nort

🐦🔗: twitter.com/adzebill/status/11

1. The blues brothers
2. Pulp fiction
3. Reservoir dogs
4. The matrix
5. The big lebowski

RT @scottderrickson@twitter.com

Name the five films you’ve seen the most times.

1. Apocalypse Now
2. Blade Runner
3. Se7en
4. Taxi Driver
5. Rashomon

🐦🔗: twitter.com/scottderrickson/st

Remember kids, when conducting international espionage while getting a Big Mac- like their food, make sure your endpoint is disposable

RT @beneltham@twitter.com

Spies with that: police can snoop on McDonald's and Westfield wifi customers theguardian.com/business/2019/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/beneltham/status/1

My work just put chocolates out for their social club and I now have to migrate to the other break area to avoid temptation.

Listening to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE@twitter.com and they’re like “game workers are being exploited and there’s no union for them”. Hey @GWU_Aus@twitter.com @GameWorkers@twitter.com @MaizeWallin@twitter.com @burgerdrome@twitter.com pls “go on chapo” if this hasn’t been brought to your attention.

amazing “I could fight a bear” energy in this post about nazis 

@Posty I'd advise Goldilocks to contest. To be guilty of burglary the prosecution would have to prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that Goldilocks entered the building as a trespasser with intent to steal or commit an indictable offence. If I know the story correctly, she was looking for her grandma and presumptively could argue she did not have the requisite mens rea for the trespass arm. I'd advise we seek withdrawal of all charges.

Yesterday I got asked to recite from memory "goldilocks the three little bears" for our son by @tarale@twitter.com and did ok until it got to the bears finding goldilocks and I just ended up having the cops get her for breaking and entering.

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