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Before you get your remember this.

RT @GenuineSatire@twitter.com

And now a short presentation from the Bureau of Genuine Satire
FYI @ACOSS@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GenuineSatire/stat

That’s a hell of a picture. No @Greens@twitter.com in Sturt :/

involves immediately having a new art account i created locked immediately due to "it being hacked", passing a CAPTCHA, no sms - get a phonecall that's silent. but thanks for the generated image i suppose @TwitterSupport@twitter.com

*scraeming* MORTEL KOMBAAAAAT 🎶
Dun dun dun dun duh da

RT @clairehcampbell@twitter.com

Premier announces action film “Mortel Kombat” will be the largest movie ever filmed and produced in SA. Expected to create 580 jobs and inject 70mil into the economy. Pre-production will begin this month @abcadelaide@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/clairehcampbell/st

Had dinner with my parents and then came home to a power outage until approx 9- my phone won’t last. Was fun to play “waltzing Matilda” on the guitar that I recently learnt had a very uniony history. Nice.

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Ladies and gentlemen

somebody is going to fuck that mug.

RT @Pandamoanimum@twitter.com

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is slightly disturbed by the design of this travel mug lid...

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Pandamoanimum/stat

Great! He can plug and unplug cables!

Oh no he can plug and unplug cables.

Here he comes to...

not good enough stock photo websites - i had faith in you

unlawful use of egg

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