posty @Posty@aus.social

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Do not boost I cannot handle that it’s out of scope

So - when "youtube premium" is "ad free" but the majority of content I watch and enjoy features advertorial from fucking skillshare, nordvpn and squarespace what would I really be paying for? slightly less ads?

yes, youtubers need to make a living but goddamn do ads ruin the net

g'day mate

Wat happen

I am queuing 45 minutes to see Santa at a suburban shopping centre

There’s already a queue

Woo

if you made a fucking commitment you'd actually be able to argue a point but nooooo

whats the point of this half measure BS #LabConf18 of a 'review' in 18 mo for #newstart.

the fuck are @AustralianLabor@twitter.com afraid of? you dont make anti poverty people happy and you give the LNP ammo to make up shit about welfare

i missed the original but it's a hell of a bit of imagery to see someone in a 'it's time' shirt being dragged off a labor stage

RT @BooKhaki@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BooKhaki/status/1074100148743987201

literal rage against the machine

RT @slashdot@twitter.com

People Are Harassing Waymo's Self-Driving Vehicles http://bit.ly/2EwtQZF

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/slashdot/status/1074100875566604295

I can't believe there's going to be a fucked blue rat: the movie

Ah the twist on
“I’m actually laughing”
&
“Thanks for the Traffic / You Must Really Love Me!”
http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/12/nine-canonical-responses-to-u-mad.html

RT @TimWilsonMP@twitter.com

@JeremyTravers@twitter.com Mate, they care about my opinion about as much as I care about theirs. Truth is: it’s just fun to taunt trolls for a few hours. It brings a smile to my face and increases my Twitter followers and they don’t even realise it.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TimWilsonMP/status/1073762328410116096

Just did a job interview that was entirely computer automated and it's weird dehumanising experience to perform entirely to a camera to questions that you do not know in advance.

do not recommend

haha fucking finally commbank got over themselves
RT @CommBank@twitter.com Apple Pay is coming for CommBank personal customers January 2019 🙌🎉

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CommBank/status/1073367238235676672

Call from @GuideDogsSANT@twitter.com - I have learnt that @NDIS@twitter.com / NDIA have recently dropped funding for their #Autism Assistance dogs. Can't find anything about it on their website though - only: https://www.guidedogs.org.au/my-ndis-south-australia
They're having a funding drive naturally
https://www.guidedogs.org.au/fundraise

hey @renatolond

my quote tweets that featured videos used to include the actual video which was absolutely perfect.

is there a discussion about this being removed somewhere?

eg:

https://aus.social/@Posty/101220114180529513

sorry jon
RT @markhumphries@twitter.com Labor’s election strategist.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/markhumphries/status/1073158361745522688

that's where i found the tweet link

i wanted to link to the tweet- but those sweet pictures are gone

like shadows

and dust
RT @NewtonMark@twitter.com @posty@twitter.com https://www.pedestrian.tv/entertainment/garfield-creator-denies-jon-drank-dog-cum-in-legendary-dog-cum-strip/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/NewtonMark/status/1073153095813685250

nooooo twitter suspended the guy who got the signed image of jon from garfield drinking dog cum and http://archive.org doesn't load for me https://web.archive.org/web/20171017003258/https:/twitter.com/realnutsling/status/920017105805701120

this moment lost

like tears in the rain

Hey @CommBank@twitter.com could you please confirm my understanding that you now require payment if I talk to a real person at your bank? That is what an “assisted withdrawal” is right? Do any account types feature free assisted withdrawal?