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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

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might fuck around and watch a government fail to deal with a national disaster

Permanently

RT @raisenewstart@twitter.com

raise newstart you cowards

i love it when sites do geolocation of ip's to scare you into getting a vpn and they get your postcode completely fucking wrong

I see @NintendoAUNZ@twitter.com understand the concept of a family. We did this on the same switch which is impressive

I see @NintendoAUNZ@twitter.com understand the concept of a family.

“So pleaaaaaaase, baby please - open your heaaaart, covid-19” -@Tarale@twitter.com

RT @k_morrissey@twitter.com

Everyone thought “Catch My Disease” by Ben Lee was cute and twee or whatever but the death toll continues to mount and to this day no serious research is being funded

put on john wick 3, time for the brain to turn off

it's good so far. :)

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Toilet paper $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Brainstorm: how bad would it have to be in Australia before @Centrelink@twitter.com considered waiving “mutual obligations” for all claimants

I know this boomer who always shares the “this animal in x country was mistreated” stories. Humans are terrible everywhere, but I can’t be fucked arguing. Think I might mute them. Self curation is a thing.

I'd love to see this output the rate of newstart and call it "work for the dole mutual obligation"

RT @NegusX3@twitter.com

Umm... this is fucking amazing

Hello, I’m still here but I’m mainly just working a lot of physical work atm and have little energy for posting.

*gives raspberry*
AAAAAAAHHHH!!
IT’S TOO SCARY
DO IT AGAIN

Today’s “queued music Grenade” at the open slather Spotify pub:
Cannibal corpse - hammer smashed face

the IT remake chapter one - actually very good and kicks the shit out of that tim curry telemovie.

michael reeves needs some help with his face
like it's getting worse every video

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