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Hi - do your hdwave inverters support special characters in their wifi passwords, my installer is having trouble and has already called your tech support and they said it “might” be a problem

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Stop fucken calling me Putin

Party parrot is partying on


Wonderful news for fans of adorably fat flightless parrots: The critically endangered Kakapo - of which there are only about 140 left on earth - just had a baby boom of 73 chicks!


It occurs to me that the reason we do not have many self serve petrol pumps in Australia that much here is purely so companies have an opportunity to fleece you at the checkout.

I'm mad at toasters now

the fuck has the internet done to me


New Video! Prepare to be amazed by the toaster that's old enough to be a grandparent, but which is nicer to use than any toaster you can buy today!


whose democracy is it anyway, the show where the deaths are just numbers and the presidency doesn't matter.


Heartfelt condolences from the people of the United States to the people of Sri Lanka on the horrible terrorist attacks on churches and hotels that have killed at least 138 million people and badly injured 600 more. We stand ready to help!


i didn't write that very well but i don't care enough to fix it. so here we are. this could probably apply to a lot of posts.

I can stream Jeremy Clarkson on vhs to twitch if I wanted to

I don’t want to

posty boosted

OMG Twitter has locked my account because of my boomer hatred.

I really wish more social sites like and had a "show me original content only from this person so I can see what they actually think themselves instead of what they like/share/boost".

And from to boot! hey m8yo!


ATTN: gonna need you all to follow - National Co-ordinator for, a very nice boy, & technically my boss so i have to suck up


Hi,, - ANYONE - I'm just trying to find out how the damn design even WORKS NOW, but are blocking me at every turn. they've had a week to consider it & i fear they're just going to block us again. help?

RT If Labor forms government we will re-design the program to make sure that debt notices are only issued to those that actually owe money.


I wish more peoples response was more fight than flight sometimes when presented with admin troubles but this is not the world we live in. I’m definitely a fight.

pretty proud of pasting a good few chapters of moby dick into a review of underpants for @Tarale as well as a nazi punching video

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