Ask yourself #WhyAreYouHere? @Posty@aus.social

Hi! If you're reading this, please ask yourself "Why Are You Here?" - let's start with the instance you're on, and expand to mastodon. do you prefer this federated, self hosted model? just trying something new? tell us all.
You can read my and many other responses over at #WhyAreYouHere.
I'd love to read yours.

Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves. #DepreciateTwitter

The office of the information commissioner called me today - dhs have a “revised decision” to deliver but my email didn’t work for stupid reasons now fixed.

The stuff I asked for still ain’t available so I wonder what.

I have “Lambert, the sheepish lion” in my head because of mr 2 and YouTube

ozark is a show that just keeps on upping the stakes, it's amazing it keeps going as it does, just a giant house of cards.

finally my xbox controller works on apple tv, and it's now a viable steamlink setup. having a dedicated ios only controller was so stupid and it's annoying that they clearly only did this to enable 'apple arcade'.

fuck @hollieahughes@twitter.com, check and update past income, online compliance initiative, dress it up however the fuck you like -you're still creating a debt because of LACK of YOUR SOURCE information. if people dont engage, you create a debt automatically. it's a robo debt.

RT @lukehgomes@twitter.com

Here is what Liberal senator Hollie Hughes told community legal centres at today's Senate inquiry hearing on the term #Robodebt. A bit similar to Scott Morrison saying people were causing the climate strike students anxiety by discussing climate change? #auspol

Buffet/all you can eat is now called “choose your own adventure food” - @aliyaki@twitter.com

i fucken love me some @Kurz_Gesagt@twitter.com ant content

I would have preferred not to nap but this is what my body does now. Trying not to ignore natural signs of needing sleep

Today i slept the entirety of MR 2’s nap time

Whee

untitled goose game was a lot of fun :D

that fucken bell stage my god

Mr 2 is learning how to take turns in the pool
It’s going ok

it still is fucking surreal to have like an 70 year old 3 year old mouth off all the fucking time on this website as a major world leader to me

Now he's threatened all of this thrashing and gnashing of teeth - he's such a fucking blowhard

when you have a kid and you're shitscared of SIDS, mainly because of a family member who refused to cease smoking - i did a lot of research on cot safety - bassinets are a fucking minefield - even disregarding cost, avoid them.
choice's reviews helped us a lot.
cots work.

RT @choiceaustralia@twitter.com

CHOICE Managing Editor @MargRaff@twitter.com: "These style gurus are putting kids at risk – while they’re well meaning, design flair could lead to tragedy for your family" https://buff.ly/2nviBtr

I am here for all your “jimmy wales gets owned” posts - link them all pls

Annoyed there’s no plex for Nintendo Switch

canberra is looking more attractive all the time these days