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Hi! If you're reading this, please ask yourself "Why Are You Here?" - let's start with the instance you're on, and expand to mastodon. do you prefer this federated, self hosted model? just trying something new? tell us all.
You can read my and many other responses over at .
I'd love to read yours.

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Twitter is just software. Written by a company hostile to their own users, who could ban nazi's in a snap, but don't. I'm here because most are. Let's change - On the Internet, you can be in two places at once. The least that could happen is Twitter improves.

The office of the information commissioner called me today - dhs have a “revised decision” to deliver but my email didn’t work for stupid reasons now fixed.

The stuff I asked for still ain’t available so I wonder what.

I have “Lambert, the sheepish lion” in my head because of mr 2 and YouTube

ozark is a show that just keeps on upping the stakes, it's amazing it keeps going as it does, just a giant house of cards.

finally my xbox controller works on apple tv, and it's now a viable steamlink setup. having a dedicated ios only controller was so stupid and it's annoying that they clearly only did this to enable 'apple arcade'.



Buffet/all you can eat is now called “choose your own adventure food” -

i fucken love me some ant content

I would have preferred not to nap but this is what my body does now. Trying not to ignore natural signs of needing sleep

Today i slept the entirety of MR 2’s nap time


untitled goose game was a lot of fun :D

that fucken bell stage my god

Mr 2 is learning how to take turns in the pool
It’s going ok


when you have a kid and you're shitscared of SIDS, mainly because of a family member who refused to cease smoking - i did a lot of research on cot safety - bassinets are a fucking minefield - even disregarding cost, avoid them.
choice's reviews helped us a lot.
cots work.


CHOICE Managing Editor "These style gurus are putting kids at risk – while they’re well meaning, design flair could lead to tragedy for your family"


canberra is looking more attractive all the time these days

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