I am pleased to report that while the world burns, lit bros continue to ask me for career advice on dating apps.

My family have organised a Houseparty Passover Seder. How are you all negotiating the holidays?

Plumber drilling into the bathroom upstairs to fix the leak that’s been driving me nuts for the past two weeks. And I’m finding the sound of power tools weirdly soothing. 😌

Isolation reveals the oddest kinks

Isolation self-pity party 

For real, someone is hitting me up on a dating app about our supposedly shared love of ‘greens’. Y’know roquette, kale, spinach. They’ve transitioned the conversation into ‘reds’ and are now extolling the virtues of capsicum. This seems like a natural progression

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Covid-19, unions 

covid-19 graph...with butts 🍑 

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covid-19 graph...with butts 🍑 

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We've been working from home together for 1.5 hours now and we're already in the Withnail and I phase

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My landlord just emailed to make sure I wasn’t in a precarious situation income wise and offered to be flexible with rent if so <3

universities still have to work??? covid-19 

I’ve been limiting contact, but seen two friends over the past 24 hours, and both instantly hugged me. Which I get. It’s hard not to want comfort now. And keeping your distance from people you love doesn’t come naturally. It’s a hard balancing act. Not sure how to get it right. I want my friends to feel loved. But I also want to avoid spreading this thing. 😔

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My habit of walking everywhere is proving to be a really lovely way to shake off stress rn.

I have a pretty huggy relationship with my good friends. But now we’re trying really hard to be more aware of casual contact. It’s led to some weird ‘almost hugged you’ dances. It’s leaving me feeling weirdly disconnected. So thinking I might replace it with verbal hugs (telling people how much I care) instead. What are you all doing to stay connected?

Ok, ok. I have new order tix. Now you know. I am really a 55 yr old man. And OF COURSE I’m not going even though they inexplicably decided not to cancel their gig with an estimated 10,000 tonight?! 😬

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I wish it were true 

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