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There has been some tremendous internet over the last 24 hours.

I've been in this job for a little over 12 months and I have still not figured out how to actually ring up a purchase order so I can buy dumb shit like music for a video.

I drove on the M5 motorway this morning and it made me want to commit serious acts of violence.

ok woah I am very tired all of a sudden.


The glorious smell of WD-40.

*Inhales deeply*

It took me three (3) goes to write a the letter W ( kept writing S) and now I've just spelled the word "blog" as "bolw".

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(bot content) Good news from the Australian government! 

"If you have an onion, you get an onion!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobScorcher program, supporting the nation's philandering true-blue Aussies.

Bub is staying with Nanna this afternoon, tonight and tomorrow morning.

I am day drinking.

What if I just drank 40,000 beers and slept for four days.

I have a job interview today.

One where I'm the one doing the interviewing, as opposed to being interviewed.

I have never sat on that side of the desk.

Shoudl be fun.

....if your digital marketing is so shit hot why are you cold calling me trying to drum up business for your marketing agency?

I woke up this morning thinking it was Thursday. From there, things started to get disappointing.

Extremely dumb jokes that I'm pretty sure no one is going to get.

Covid, but it’s good news 


No local transmission reported in the 24 hours to 8pm last night. Both today’s cases are returned travellers in hotel quarantine.


I am becoming one of those people that takes my shoes off when I get to work.

Le Mans 

LE MANS (well, Road to Le Mans support race).

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