I don't write much, but when I do it's dumb shit about dumb gamer furniture from Ikea: https://www.matthewhatton.id.au/news/2020/sadly-ikea-flat-pack-simulator-2020-is-not-coming-to-a-console-near-you/
I have put my mechanical pencil back in my work bag.
Oh, and I should clean out the firebox of the smoker and put that away as well.
Two of four loads of washing done. (Four loads already done from yesterday. How do we have so much washing?)
Floors vacuumed and mopped. (First time in two weeks because I didn’t do it last week because Father’s Day)
Later - BBQ dinner (sausages and corn, with some other veg), so much folding, dishes presumably).
Absolutely 100 per cent fucking off early I am not dealing with this shit.
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING REALLY HARD TO MAKE THIS FRIDAY FEEL LIKE A MONDAY.
IF PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU THEY WOULD LIKE PHOTOS CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR FUCKING NAMES DOWN? IS IT THAT HARD?
"Hey Matt, there are people that would like new headshots done. Are you able to organise that?"
"Sure, give me a list of names and I'll get it sorted"
"Just send an all-staff email"
NO. FUCKING NO. NO.
F U C K M E.
I have been instructed to send an all-staff email.
*slams head into desk with the force of a thousand suns*
Colleague, in the process of trying to switch off a phone, has managed to accidentally call emergency services.
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