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Excited to report I have been on two (2) roofs and have fallen off zero (0) roofs.

Well tomorrow I’m climbing up on the roof of a building. This should be fun*.

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I have put my mechanical pencil back in my work bag.

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I left my mechanical pencil at home and now I have to write everything in pen today and I'm not happy.

Washing is almost but not entirely dry. Rain is coming. I am leaving it as long as I possibly can. Game on.

Oh, and I should clean out the firebox of the smoker and put that away as well.

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Two of four loads of washing done. (Four loads already done from yesterday. How do we have so much washing?)

Floors vacuumed and mopped. (First time in two weeks because I didn’t do it last week because Father’s Day)

Later - BBQ dinner (sausages and corn, with some other veg), so much folding, dishes presumably).

SUNDAYS!

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Anyone here watched Borgen? Danish political drama circa 2010?

Because Netflix have a version of it dubbed into English and in this version of Denmark everyone is from Northern England and it’s fucking hilarious.

Absolutely 100 per cent fucking off early I am not dealing with this shit.

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GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING REALLY HARD TO MAKE THIS FRIDAY FEEL LIKE A MONDAY.

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IF PEOPLE ARE TELLING YOU THEY WOULD LIKE PHOTOS CAN YOU JUST WRITE THEIR FUCKING NAMES DOWN? IS IT THAT HARD?

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"Hey Matt, there are people that would like new headshots done. Are you able to organise that?"

"Sure, give me a list of names and I'll get it sorted"

"Just send an all-staff email"

NO. FUCKING NO. NO.

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I have been instructed to send an all-staff email.

*slams head into desk with the force of a thousand suns*

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Colleague, in the process of trying to switch off a phone, has managed to accidentally call emergency services.

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