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Didn’t get dinner out of the freezer to defrost so after .5 seconds of discussion we decided to just fuck it and go to the pub.

Told Bub. Her response? “Can I come?”

Well, kiddo, we’re not leaving you here by yourself.

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One of the things I love about my job is asking a question like "is [thing] usually like this? Do we see the same thing occuring every year?", getting blank stares in return then having to spend two days wading through mountains of spreadsheets to answer the fucking question myself.

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Erin has a haircut today and it’s quite possible my hair is now longer than hers.

Colleague is telling about the service station coffee he got on the way into work this morning, apparently it's pretty good. I do not just his judgment here at all.

Concludes with "you should get some on your way in tomorrow".

Me: "Probably not." before turning around and getting back to packing my desk.

Him: "oh...."

MOUSE UPDATE:

We're at seven now.

SIDEBAR: Erin managed to drop her phone in the toilet.

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It's now five. Another one in the bathroom trap. Erin was in the bath.

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Mouse traps have delivered three rodents across the course of today. That’s a record.

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Guys.

Boss just walked over and announced he's going home sick.

Happy TGIF my dudes.

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