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National Bog Roll Limits are back, baby.

The fact that every person or institution we deal with out this way cannot understand how Erin and I can be Bub's parents but also unmarried is everything you need to know about this area.

Old Mate next door has lodged a suit against Council in the Land and Environment Court.

Sadly, I have no idea what for.

Playing that wonderful Will My Beer From The Internet Arrive Today Or Do I Need To Stop At The Bottle Shop On The Way Home game.

Ohhh exciting. Apparently the local high school had a student test positive for plague yesterday.

There are no rules.

I'm having a negroni on a Thursday.

Tried to cook jacket potatoes but severely underestimated how long they’d take to cook, so left them in the oven through dinner and putting the child to bed.

Finally load up my fork with delicious root vegetable and some sour cream.

Raise it to my mouth ready to tuck into this somewhat unorthodox dessert and, from the other room, “DAAAAAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYYYYY”

For fuck’s sake, kid.

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Reports from the frontline next door that the gates at Old Mate's place have been shut all morning.

Four trucks turned up, hung around for a bit then fucked off.

Appears there may be some news incoming.

I have been reminded of the Extremely Fragile Tantrum Men.

They're manly men who do men things on their weblog for men who are manly.

TWO FUCKING DAYS OF "THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS WORK?" AND IN 35 SECONDS I'VE FUCKING SOLVED IT.

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AHAHAHAHAAAAA I FIXED THE THING. YES GOOD.

Today is a day of largely data entry and let me tell you I wan to drink a significant amount of bleach right now.

Yes good slept in this is excellent

*hurries*

Sidebar: I didn't write the first GIPA request, I saw what was asked for and....it wasn't a great one.

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*writes new GIPA request for basically everything submitted that isn't a plan or report that would be held under copyright*

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Fuck me dead.

You can't GIPA plans submitted to council under a CDC because copyright. You can view them in Council's office, but you can't get copies of them. What a fucking joke.

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