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auspol, news15 

I have two keyboards and two mice on my desk for my laptop and the work laptop and let me tell you at some point I am going to write an email to someone at work and post it here.

people buying property 

*gets into office*

*turns on computer*

*opens email*

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM OWNERSHIP! HERE WE GO

Well, I’m off to work. This should be fun.

auspol, virus 

@mike @twiddlekins Oohhh no. This is the pure stuff.

We had the whole "icing mixture is different to icing sugar" thing months ago.

Apropos of nothing, David Speers can be a really good interviewer when he wants.

The rule is no drinking on school nights, but rules are basically out the window at this point.

$250 later and I think I have enough booze to get through at least the first week of lockdown.

FUCK.

That’s a horrifying sight to overtake your screen as you’re scrolling the feed of racist Karen’s from the Facey groups.

14 days where all you can do is take selfies with Quakkas.

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WESTERN AUSTRALIA IS SETTING UP ITS OWN PRISON ISLAND

virus, lockdown, nswpol 

Once this hits Boomer-Facebook, expect your local supermarket to be absolutely slammed.

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Very excited for whatever weird weasel words my day job will use to reckon everyone should still be coming to work.

Going to be a fun 48 hours.

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