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I swear to fuck Magnums have about halved their size recently.

Yeah I don't know why we don't just shut it down to the whole street and do what we need to.

I mean, when old mate had his work done, our power disappeared without warning.

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We were supposed to get our solar switched on today, but we can't because apparently when next door had some work done the other month, their electrician skipped something and now we can't shut down power to our place (to install a new meter) without apparently turning it off to the entire street.

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I am at the fun, endlessly hocking shit out of my lungs stage of illness.

Child threw a container at one of the chickens.

Child is now in her room screaming because she got in trouble.

Also I seem to have the first appointment after they close for lunch. So there’s a chance I won’t be here all afternoon.

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I think I might be getting lucky there’s no one else here

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Suffice to say I’ll be making a scan of this and conducting some photoshop exercises in the future.

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Development: because dumbarse policies, I need to get a doctors certificate. Joy.

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While I am pretty confident it’s just a cold, the idea of maybe the Bad Disease and two weeks in isolation is pretty appealing.

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You know what an outcome of a bad sick leave policy is?

I'm at work and I shouldn't be.

I want to do a study to find out when you're in heavy traffic whether or not dickheads jumping lanes every thirty seconds because *that one* is moving slightly faster you would actually improve the traffic flow overall.

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