Colleague, in the process of trying to switch off a phone, has managed to accidentally call emergency services.
I have been instructed to send an all-staff email.
*slams head into desk with the force of a thousand suns*
F U C K M E.
"Hey Matt, there are people that would like new headshots done. Are you able to organise that?"
"Sure, give me a list of names and I'll get it sorted"
"Just send an all-staff email"
NO. FUCKING NO. NO.
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING REALLY HARD TO MAKE THIS FRIDAY FEEL LIKE A MONDAY.
Absolutely 100 per cent fucking off early I am not dealing with this shit.
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