I swear to fuck the Netflix content strategy is driven by simply picking two random words and throwing them together and making a show out of it.

“Hello and welcome to the 2022 Netflix Originals planning meeting. Let’s go around the room and hear what you’ve got. Gerald, you’re up.”

*spins chocolate wheel*


*spins again*

......Lab Coat”

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@MattHatton is this related to the Adjective Noun genre of 1980s-1990s action-thriller?

@liamvhogan Jean Claude Van Damme is

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*bingo wheel*


@MattHatton plus some weird energy where all the intro credit scenes just have abstract objects being assembled from whispy fragments or particles

@oysta Oh yes, the "I just learned particle flow in After Effects" energy.

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