Microsoft, I have something I really need you to understand....

My hair is just about long enough to tie back now.

Coughing because the cold, dry air-conditioning air is getting to me this morning.

I PROMISE I AM NOT DISEASED AND IF I AM DISEASED I GOT IT FROM HERE AND WE'RE ALL FUCKED ANYWAY.

For other matters, the advice remains unchanged.

Glory holes are advised for fellatio only visits. Not required if The Sex is to follow.

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Seems to be some confusion around about stage four restrictions, so let me clear some things up:

Fuck buddies: Allowed in both regional Victoria and Greater Melbourne.

Threesomes: Couples living together can invite a third, third must reside within 5km radius.

Foursomes and above: Banned, except for sharehouses.

Polyamory: Allowed within the same house. Participants living outside the main residence can visit but if more than a total of five in residence, two must be out exercising.

Sunday I’ve been given as a day off, so that means I only have to clean the house and do half a dozen loads of washing.

Half-eight on a Saturday night and deadset I am ready for bed.

Crumbed lamb cutlets for dinner because I felt like splurging.

Drizzle with oil, in the oven at 180 (a bit lower if you’re fan-forced) for 20 minutes, turn, but more oil , another 20 minutes. Perfecto.

We have some capacity issues with our combined recycling bin.

You won’t believe how I’m fixing those issues.

“Seven cases have confirmed unknown origin in the last week”

It’s six. You’re ignoring the -1 day, which is actually important.

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Chief Epidemiologist on Facey thinks Victoria’s problems with contact tracing started very recently. As such, NSW is right very close to on the cusp of being completely overwhelmed and we’re doomed.

Sigh.

Groceries delivered, fresh fruit/veg/bread/meat shopping done, swimming lesson attended (child, not me), lunch consumed, child down for rest, SF Giants baseball on the television, struggling to stay awake as I get comfy on the couch.

Kid is back at swimming lessons and let me just say this indoor pool is probably the next scariest place to be, plague wise, after old folks homes.

Yes, one of them comes in a tuna tin. *shrugs*

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Because I have a , Erin got me a thing of five Negronis to try out.

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