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"If you have an unlawful robodebt, you get an unlawful robodebt!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobKnower program, supporting the nation's dehumanizing retirees.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobCrier program, supporting the nation's jockeying Jedis.

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"If you have a go, you get a go!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobCycler program, supporting the nation's assessing landlords.

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"If you have a chartered helicopter, you get a chartered helicopter!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobShopper program, supporting the nation's administering school kids.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobDigger program, supporting the nation's quilting short-order cooks.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobScreamer program, supporting the nation's abrogating volunteer firies.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobLister program, supporting the nation's photofinishing mum and dad businesses.

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"How good is our newly-reopened Christmas Island resort!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobLearner program, supporting the nation's tweaking Jedis.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobSaver program, supporting the nation's pelting foul-mouthed bogans.

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"How good are teachers!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobOwer program, supporting the nation's blushing school kids.

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"How good are COVID-19 hotspots!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobBender program, supporting the nation's rehiring school kids.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobCamper program, supporting the nation's toiling true-blue Aussies.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobSweller program, supporting the nation's raving welfare sponges.

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"How good is our newly-reopened Christmas Island resort!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobCoiler program, supporting the nation's foreshadowing latte-sipping lefties.

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"How good is our newly-reopened Christmas Island resort!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobHoser program, supporting the nation's tapping latte-sipping lefties.

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"If you have a seventh investment hovel, you get a seventh investment hovel!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobPlayer program, supporting the nation's figuring small business owners.

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"How good are teachers!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobCrawler program, supporting the nation's skulking lizard tamers.

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"How good is our newly-reopened Christmas Island resort!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobPoker program, supporting the nation's dying retirees.

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"If you have a seventh investment hovel, you get a seventh investment hovel!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobTeller program, supporting the nation's mentioning welfare sponges.

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"How good is mandatory detention!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobHater program, supporting the nation's mealing landlords.

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