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"How good is our newly-reopened Christmas Island resort!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobRusher program, supporting the nation's needling Sharks.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobTaker program, supporting the nation's damaging foul-mouthed bogans.

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"If you have an unlawful robodebt, you get an unlawful robodebt!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobBeer program, supporting the nation's sibling gig economy peons.

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"How good is mandatory detention!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobBacker program, supporting the nation's rowing hospitality workers.

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"If you have a go, you get a go!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobFixer program, supporting the nation's relegating landlords.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobFetcher program, supporting the nation's causing welfare sponges.

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"If you have an onion, you get an onion!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobPacker program, supporting the nation's wieting mum and dad businesses.

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"If you have a chartered helicopter, you get a chartered helicopter!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobRiser program, supporting the nation's heightening pet owners.

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"If you have an unlawful robodebt, you get an unlawful robodebt!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobHurter program, supporting the nation's minoring short-order cooks.

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"How good is coal!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobPopper program, supporting the nation's schooling Jedis.

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"If you have a chartered helicopter, you get a chartered helicopter!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobLier program, supporting the nation's leveraging short-order cooks.

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"How good is Australia!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobSprouter program, supporting the nation's sledding mum and dad businesses.

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"How good are sporting facilities!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobMelter program, supporting the nation's inheriting Jedis.

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"How good is mandatory detention!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobFreezer program, supporting the nation's quarterbacking battlers.

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"If you have a seventh investment hovel, you get a seventh investment hovel!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobStroker program, supporting the nation's counseling short-order cooks.

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"If you have a chartered helicopter, you get a chartered helicopter!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobGiver program, supporting the nation's circumventing volunteer firies.

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"How good is Shark One!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobWarmer program, supporting the nation's winding shirt-fronters.

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