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"How good are teachers!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobSneezer program, supporting the nation's dissipating miners.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobJoiner program, supporting the nation's concurring ninjas.

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"If you have an au pair, you get an au pair!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobRuler program, supporting the nation's paging farmers.

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"If you have a cash refund on unpaid tax, you get a cash refund on unpaid tax!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobTrembler program, supporting the nation's rupturing homemakers.

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"If you have a suck of the sauce bottle, you get a suck of the sauce bottle!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobServer program, supporting the nation's doering pet owners.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobRocker program, supporting the nation's picking cabbies.

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"If you have an affair with a staffer, you get an affair with a staffer!", declared the Prime Minister during his announcement of the new JobBoiler program, supporting the nation's costing ninjas.

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"If you have a Hawaiian holiday, you get a Hawaiian holiday!", declared ScoMo during his announcement of the new JobLeaner program, supporting the nation's troubling office workers.

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"How good is the footy!", declared PM Scott Morrison during his announcement of the new JobForcer program, supporting the nation's halting sheep milkers.

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