JacksonBates @JacksonBates@aus.social

What a world we have wrought

Cryptid Tea-party, did not disappoint

Oh

This Withnail and I reboot is shit.

Spelunking under my house doing some repairs, using duct tape on actual ducts.

Asked wife to turn the heating on to test my hacky handiwork...

So glad I found lists on Mastodon, it was getting hard keeping you all in my head

Me considering opening a CW auspol post:

Look at my coffee mug it's charming af

Shortly before the 8 year old beat me at Hive again.

Update: it's a banger

Pretty cool that the Tax office gives you an itemised receipt of how they spent your taxes.

It makes taxes feel like they are paying for subscription services.

Welfare is pricey, but well worth it. Defence is crap, tbh, would cancel.

Winter + psoriasis + washing my hands dozens of times a day because of the 2yo.

My hands are 20 years older than the rest of me.

Ethey irdsbay orkway orfay ethey ourgeoisiebay

Come at me winter ya bastard

Not to toot my own horn, but project 'win some normies over to the fediverse' may have caught its first fish.

5yo beat me at super tic-tac-toe again.

I don't even let her win, I'm just legit bad at it

She's not really allowed on the bed but I ain't gonna pull rank here

We can be so fixated on binaries that we think of days as either sunny or rainy.

Nature would like to remind you that Sunny-rainy days are beautiful too.

I done cooked it

I heaps cbf cooking this